Thanks to Comcast. :(
I popped into Michael's and bought some supplies to make castle walls for my Escape from Grayrock scenario. I planned to slap something together and then possibly play out the scenario. But first I had a chore to perform; swap out my cable box (we're downgrading service in order to save some money). Long story short, the cable company mucked up our access, cable AND internet went down, and we spent 5 hours trying to fix it. As a result, Black Bart remained beseiged within Castle Grayrock.